Well, what happened was...

So it's Monday...again...and some of us poor souls actually do have to work today. Mistakes will be made, others will be blamed. But if there's no one else within fingerpointing distance, consider consulting the Excuse-O-Mat. I happen to think the "self-loathing" ones are the most tempting to use. However, if you do, and you get slapped down, don't blame me!