So I just listened to Bob Costas "sympathize" with America over the sleep we're losing by trying to keep up with the Olympics. That happened at about 11:45pm. But did they then give us those 15 minutes? Let the news start and let us go to bed just that little bit early?
No. Of course not. They're not going to lose viewers for their billion dollar venture, are they?
I am not NBC. I have mercy, people. So this is a short post. Go. Go back to bed or take a nap or something. Rest your Olympic-weary eyes. If you insist on staying online, go take my poll if you haven't already. Thanks to those of you who have. Go already! (But, you know, come back soon, okay? Like in six days when this madness is over.)